Sunday, May 6, 2012

Unites states vampire service

So yeah found this website the other day. United States vampire service. This is supposedly a government run group contracted through the United States postal service that kills vampires or as they call them "Bugs". First of all their "Bugs" sound more like zombies. They have none of the traits we have come to associate with vampires at all. They are basically hungry humanoid beasts with a craving for flesh and only if you destroy the brain do they die...zombie. Anyhoo that’s not even why I’m writing this.
The thing is I’m pretty sure this is just a book site to promote Vikings, Vampires, and Mailman ya know cause what agencies would put themselves out there like that, unless they're hiding in plain sight right, but then again they have real FBI numbers and info posted on the sight to call in case of a real emergency. I know one of the numbers is indeed real because it connects to the main FBI switch board when you call. So I used one of the contacts listed on the site to talk to a director Othniel O’Connor to ask about the websites authenticity and ask if the number listing was an error. His reply was that just as listed on the website the number was real and should only be called if necessary. That was it. No, this is just for a book and we didn't know the number was real. Odd or what.

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